Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."
Anonymous (19th century)
Whether you love them or hate them, celebrities hold a special place in our society.
Well, no matter how much money or good looks you have, everyone takes the dirt nap eventually, and now you
can plan ahead with the Death Clock Obits. Each of the celebrities below have had their birthdays programmed
into our system so that you can estimate how long they have left to live.
I would love to start this Obit
about how today's
music just doesn't compare to mine - but then I'll
sound way too much like my parents - and to be
honest - I don't want to be that old yet.
As far as I can tell, Britney Spears isn't exactly
evil incarnate, although something tells me her
music gets quite a bit of airplay in the lowest
depths of Hades.
So, for all your Britney fans out there, enjoy
this special celebrity Death Clock: