The Death Clock - Obituraries

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

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"I do not believe that any man fears to be dead,
but only the stroke of death."
Francis Bacon

Whether you love them or hate them, celebrities hold a special place in our society. Well, no matter how much money or good looks you have, everyone takes the dirt nap eventually, and now you can plan ahead with the Death Clock Obits. Each of the celebrities below have had their birthdays programmed into our system so that you can estimate how long they have left to live.

I would love to start this Obit about how today's music just doesn't compare to mine - but then I'll sound way too much like my parents - and to be honest - I don't want to be that old yet.

As far as I can tell, Britney Spears isn't exactly evil incarnate, although something tells me her music gets quite a bit of airplay in the lowest depths of Hades.

So, for all your Britney fans out there, enjoy this special celebrity Death Clock:

Britney Spears

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