Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily as lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
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Death Clock isn't realistic. I don't care. I also don't care that some of the celebrities
on the Obituaries are already dead. I know that too. What I do like to read are thoughtful, insightful
comments. Feel free to tell me I suck, but if you don't do it in a semi-intelligent manner, I'll just trash