Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
'"I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones."'
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Death Clock isn't realistic. I don't care. I also don't care that some of the celebrities
on the Obituaries are already dead. I know that too. What I do like to read are thoughtful, insightful
comments. Feel free to tell me I suck, but if you don't do it in a semi-intelligent manner, I'll just trash