The Death Clock - Testament

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

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"A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist."
Steward Alsop

Welcome to the Rant page. This is where I get to rant and rave about what sucks, and what's cool in the world. If you can't take anything that hasn't been sanitized by the PC crowd, I'd suggest avoiding this page.

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!
December 17, 2001

Sorry, folks, obviously the ISP changed something over the weekend and my site went to heck in a hand basket. The truth is, I've got some old code hanging around that needs to be updated a bit. I will do so over this week. If you see anything odd, just drop me a line.

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